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Package Deal

This blogger, noticing the feedthrough in ISIS recruiting videos and Republican campaign advertising, would like to extend an offer to execute a joint marketing campaign for the two parties. The collaboration would ensure maximum impact by coordinating terminology and stock imagery to ensure confirmatory fear-mongering on both sides.

Proceeds will be used to purchase roach hotels for the ultimate survivors of the devastation in Syria.

In related news, elevated blood pressure readings in retirement complexes around the nation suggest that the Party’s rhetoric is a significant threat to the Republican base.

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